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"I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life."Voltaire  (via bootylady)

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8yearoldslut:
me arriving at the gates of hell
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forevernomz:

Baguette slices topped with Crab Dip by Brown Eyed Baker on Flickr.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

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timecannotberewritten:

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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